I try not to use the word “disaster” lightly anymore, now that I do volunteer work that helps people who’ve experienced true disasters, but my goodness, I am a walking trainwreck. I mean honestly, every day I uncover at least one new bruise or cut that has no clear origin. Today I just happened to put on shorts for the gym and noticed that my knee practically looks like it was mangled in a horrible accident – it’s covered in bruises above it, below it, and beside it. No idea what any of them are from.
If anyone has any suggestions for not being such a hot mess, aside from living in a bubble, please let me know – swimsuit season is coming and I don’t even want to imagine the atrocities that exist on my normally-covered parts. 😉