I had a total Zoolander moment today. You know the scene where Derek and Hansel are trying to turn on the Apple computers and they act like monkeys and slap them around to try to get them to work? Yeah. I did that.
The new luggage that I bought at Costco looked amazing in the store, but I should’ve opened it before I needed to pack. Instead, I waited until this afternoon, when I’m leaving first thing (4am) in the morning, and I realized I didn’t know how to open it since there’s a TSA-friendly lock on it. I swear, I slapped that thing around for a good half hour before I Googled it and found the instructions.
So much for being my reputation of being “smart.”